You’re Copyright, Huh?

Updated below

Dear Idiot,

© Yuri Arcurs - Fotolia.com

© Yuri Arcurs – Fotolia.com

In case you just can’t see it, there’s a copyright symbol under that image. Do you see it? Huh? Because it’s pretty damned obvious to me.

Now, I challenge you to produce the license that says you are the copyright holder of this image1. Or any of the images that you use on your commercial website2

Otherwise, shut the fuck up and stay out of my goddamned way, you twit. You lost. Get the fuck over it and move on.

Now, I challenge you to produce the license that says you are the copyright holder of this image1. Or any of the images that you use on your commercial website2

Otherwise, shut the fuck up and stay out of my goddamned way, you twit. You lost. Get the fuck over it and move on.

For those that want to see the smack down girlie took I have screencaps and they’re uploaded. Here’s where she decided to go tell because I told her to back off3 and here’s where she just gave up and completely lost her mind.

Here’s the message I received today in my inbox. You’ll see that, um she’s claiming this is her copyright. I have to use “her”4 image because…. Well, see you can’t claim copyrights when you’ve altered the original artist’s work. So there ya go.

Oh, and if some dumbass bitch wants to ask about my usage rights (because dumbass bitches do dumbass shit) I paid for the image from Fotolia.com. I have written proof to back that up, including the date and time that I purchased it5. If you6 would like to purchase the usage rights, please see Fotolia or even 123RF.com. It’s less expensive at 123RF.com, but you have to buy bigger packages. I haven’t done enough investigating of images on that site7.

Also, if you use an image of someone else’s fabulous body (with or without the usage rights) and someone asks “Are those really your abs, Glam?” I suggest that you don’t say “Yes”. Because, you know, some day someone – who is not as stupid as you wish they were – will find out that no those are not your abs. At which point you will probably be declared an attention-seeking, shit-stirring troll8.

Back to the, um, subject of this post.

You’re getting two free links from me and those motherfuckers are nofollow free. If you have the lady-balls to bring it here, then comment. I won’t censor your shit, honey (I put that comment back online for ya, sweet cheeks), but you get no free passes from me. You can stamp your pretty little foot in the forums or wherever the fuck you throw your tantrums, but I will not allow my online sanity be disrupted by someone who doesn’t even have the goddamned sense to make sure I can’t find evidence of her LIES. Nor will I stand by while myself or my blog are libeled. You are out of your league with this bullshit, darling.

When you can fit the big girl shorts, please come back to see us. Otherwise, back the fuck off.

Update

The Copyright Police shared this in the comments. However, it didn’t quite fit right. So, I’m putting it here.

Enjoy.

Theyre your abs? Really?

They’re your abs? Really? Everyone, please note the words “I am wearing NO shirt.”
Image credit: Yuri Arcurs – Fotolia.com

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