My Feed

So, there is something wrong with my feed. I don’t know what it is, but it seems that my stuff is getting pushed out twice. I’m sorry about that. I’ll try to figure it out another day, maybe this weekend. It’s probably that damned new plugin that I can’t seem to get working properly. Grrr.

I’m a little tired and a lot cranky today, so I’m not going to worry about it right now. I did just get a php/MySQL book today. I’m going to take that to work with me and read it on my breaks. Hahaha! What? Anyway, I’m going to try to get the hang of this and see if I can’t write a damned plugin my own self. If I can get it down right then I won’t have to worry about someone else’s plugin messing up my feeds. It’ll be my own. :D

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Content Generators Whining About Google Cleaning Up The Search

I spent most of today hanging out at the park with Lil’lady, drawing pictures and generally enjoying the weather. It was a nice end-of-vacation day. I decided to settle down with a little web reading.

Once again I followed a bunch of links and ended up on a thread where someone was crying because Google hurt their favorite content farm’s page rankings. Someone else asked if it was possible that there would be a class action suit and was answered that “Why, yes. And we’ll win. Because Google’s a monopoly!”

Oh, for fuck’s sake, really?

A few years ago Google instituted a policy against link selling. I remember because people were crying about that. They were getting their pagerank slapped down to zero because they were in violation of this policy. Why did Google do this? Because average people were googling and finding crap at the top of their search results. This lead to average people, like Other Sis, declaring that Google was crap for a search engine. So, Google did what they had to do to satisfy the average people who use it (more so than the SEO gamers who live off it). Guess who didn’t have to pay big bucks for hurting the income of so many people?

Now, Google has targeted content farms. Why? Because they pay poor schleps to game the search engine and bring in ad views/clicks. Average people, such as Millie, were getting bullshit like what you’d find on eHow. This lead them to declare that googling anything was a waste of time. Hell, I almost lost my mind when they introduced the Personal Blocklist for Chrome, because I’m sick to death of sifting through nonsense to find something for which I’m searching.

Google’s cleaning up it’s search because they don’t want to lose their market to Blekko or Bing or Yahoo!. They started in the search business, they do it better than anyone and they don’t want these content farms littering up their yard. They have every right to determine how their algorithm works and can decide to add “exclude if (is crap);” to that algorithm.

It sucks that the people who depended on these companies for income are having their income slashed. It sucked for those people who sold links lost that income too. But that’s the risk people take when they sign up to work with companies that were designed to profit from Google’s algorithm. They want their writers to use keyword specific titles and use Google’s keyword tools to find the best topic to bring them page views1. They became dependent on a company that was dependent on Google. And what they gave Google was shitty content.

So, Google gave them a smack. “Sorry that you’ve built your business on our backs, content farms, but you’ve churned out way to much garbage and made the place stink. Now we’re going to push you a few pages back in the search and let some cleaner, sweeter-smelling content come to the front. Next time, maybe churn out something that people actually want to read.” And then the people who do populate Google with readable content raise a few pages in the serps and get a chance to have their honest work seen.

These people arguing that they’re going to bring a class action suit against Google are completely deluded. That would be like being in a mall and depending on the mall for business. The mall allows you to come it. You create ridiculous product– some of which is fraudulent or illegal or even dangerous. You want to get mall shoppers to come into your store so you tempt them with what they may be looking for (with your keywords), you put out flyers everywhere. Convince them that your store has exactly what they need. So they come in only to see crap and lies. They leave the store. They begin to think this mall is full of scammers and can’t be trusted. They’re pissed that they’ve wasted so much time wading through irrelevant materials to try to find what they came for. They’re pissed because their mall is littered with so many flyers promising this and that, while the real store refuses to live up to that promise. They complain to the mall. So the mall puts them in their own little back corner, with very little foot traffic. They stop letting their flyers be seen. They clean up the mess the crap shops created, so that the customers would stay happy. This way the customer doesn’t have to put up with the garbage and are still able to enjoy their mall.

Does this make the mall evil? For cleaning up it’s own property and protecting it’s own customer base? Is the mall discriminating because those little shitty shops were put all the way in the back, instead of being front and center? No. The mall allowed them a place to reside within it, but put it further back so the shop wouldn’t be the first thing shoppers found.

These content mill contributors have made it harder for freelance writers to make money. I’ve been offered to ghost blog for someone who would pay me $50 for 10-500wrd articles. That’s $5 an article. I remember the first time I got paid for writing it was $30 for a 400 word piece of junk. That was really low back then and I was embarrassed to have been doing it. I did it under yet another pseudonym. I got another article sold for $40 and that was pretty fucking great for me back then. Then more people started writing for $5 a pop. So, people who are writing so hard for residuals and/or for pennies a word make it harder for people who are trying really hard to write articles that they can make money from and be able to use that as a sample for other potential clients. The people who have all their pennies coming from the content mills are hurting now but it’s not because of Google. Google is doing right by the people who use it. They aren’t the least bit responsible for the people who have built their business model on gaming Google’s system.

I’m glad that Google has done this latest change. Because I don’t have to wade through junk to find what I’m looking for. Granted, I better than the average person at using Google, but I’ve done it as if I was a neophyte. Right now it isn’t perfect, but freaking eHow and Associated Content don’t steal the first page of all searches. That’s good for people who use Google for how it’s meant to be used, not so much for those that use it to line their own pockets.

Maybe these content generators should pay a little money and get their own blogs. They can promote the hell out of their stuff, stick ads all over the place, and keyword it up. They’d be doing what the content mills do, but getting a bigger share of the profits. And their sites would probably rank higher in the serps right now. Shoot, learning how to link back and forth with other content generators and you can have your own little network.

You’re not going to win against Google’s decision to change it’s algorithm. They have standards and customers and shareholders to please. They didn’t contract with your content mill to provide you with an income. It’s time for you to learn that it’s never a good idea to depend solely on someone else’s business model for your own. If you want to stay on the good side of the search engine God, maybe you should learn their TOS and act in a way that doesn’t violate that. Google isn’t required to index anyone’s pages for search and they certainly aren’t required to give a good page rank to any site that wants to game it. Find a way to write without gaming the system, get people to link to you and to read you, and then your site will raise in the serps. And your site will become well received and will receive requests from advertisers. You don’t have to worry about residuals then, do you?

Stop whining about Google doing it’s job and start finding a better way to do yours. Generating search spam is really not guaranteed money. And it certainly isn’t something about which to be proud.

  1. They’ll get that residual payment, after all. []
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I Give Up

I did a search for the reaction of Obama’s condemnation of the Libyan governments assault on it’s own citizens.

“Obama doesn’t mention [Qaddafi]1

This is heard on both the left and the right. I was going to do a direct search for the Firebagger brigade, but I didn’t want my brain to stab me.

“OMG! Obama isn’t doing enough!”

Today we sent unmanned drones into Libya. But I didn’t know about it when it happened. I just happened to look into my Twitter stream. What do I see?

“OMG! Obama’s bombing Libya!”

Motherfuckers. I did check in on the Firebagger brigade for their reaction to this news. Dur. I almost punched my laptop in it’s throat.

I’m glad that we’re bombing Libya– with help from France, Canada, the UK and Qatar. I’m glad that we’re not going to let that man continue to kill the people of Libya. Unlike in Egypt, where the police and army refused to fire on the citizenry, the Libyan army is following Qaddafi’s orders to massacre people who are exercising their right to protest an egregious government. Yes, the Egyptians were able to peacefully overthrow their government. But that only happened because the army didn’t turn on them. What are Libyans supposed to do? They are fighting for their lives and their freedom– going against unbelievable odds; sacrificing their lives for a cause that seemed to be lost. Finally, we sent help. And that thrills me. I’m not someone who thinks that all war and death are avoidable. Humans are not by nature a peaceful species. We are violent and territorial by nature. I’m not lost so far up into the clouds to think that Qaddafi can be reasoned with or that we should ignore what’s happening to his people. I certainly don’t want to ignore it.

Of course, I’m not one that thinks that turning the other cheek works in all situations or that simply talking to a bully really works. I’m of the school that believes sometimes a bully needs smacked the fuck down. In this case there will be people killed. There have been people killed. Now it’s time to throw down. Good for us2.

Now that I’ve got that out of my system, I have a question:

What the fuck was Obama supposed to do with regards to Qaddafi? Should he have challenged him to a thumb wrestling match with the winner getting control of the Libyan government?

“Hey, Q, how about we thumb wrestle this out? You win, you get to keep killing people. I win, you stop and GTO. K?”

Because, yeah, I can see that totally working.

Wait, even thumb wrestling is too violent? Qaddafi might get a cramp in his thumb? How about a gentlemanly game of “Go Fish” then? Would that work better?

I don’t get it. I really don’t. I think that some Progressives need a reason to be pissed off at the government. They need a reason to pull at their hair and gnash their teeth. Any fucking reason to scream and run around with their hair on fire. How goddamned tiring. I can’t tell you how exhausted this makes me. I can’t take it anymore.

I have a suggestion for the Hair on Fire Brigade™: How about you be pissed off at the state governments that are stripping away any kind of progress that we’ve made in the last 100 years? How about you focus on motherfuckers like Kasich, Scott, Snyder, Corbett, Perry and Walker3? There should be plenty of outrage to keep you busy until well after 2012. Get busy, screamers. Help take this fight back to the 50 state strategy to which Dean introduced us.

I’m going back to not being affiliated with any political ideology. Seriously, I can’t stand this nonsense. Republican governments all over the country are destroying the middle class, the poor and women, while these WATBs are busy caterwauling that Obama just isn’t doing enough for them. Guess what? Doesn’t matter what Obama does for you at this point. The teabaggers have decided to do their damage state by state and they’re winning. So, why is he still being given magical powers?

I’m glad that we’re not sitting on our asses with regards to Libya. The people there are fighting for their lives and they deserve to have someone stand up for them. Good for us. Now I’m going to go back to feeling utterly hopeless because I live in Ohio and Ohio elected Kasich. I’m a big believer in a silver lining, but I don’t see it with that guy. No more Progressive politics for me. I can’t take the goddamned hair pulling.

I’m done with politics. I’m done participating in online politics. Over it all. Before Bush was elected I was more of a centrist. I’m going back to that position. Seriously, if being a Progressive requires being angry all the damned time, I don’t want any part of it. Fuck it.

  1. Spell it however you want. []
  2. I supported operations in Afghanistan too. Because I hate bullies and because I think sometimes we need to stand up for the weak. []
  3. That’s just a short list of teabagging idiots who are raping our states. []
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More Mad Fun

From the Qaddafi1 mad lib– Lil’ Sis and my contribution to hilarity:

“I am a Monkey Licker, a revolutionary from the banana tree tops …. I am not going to hop on one foot this land. I will die here as a merry band of men. You oompa loompas and shit stirrers who snuggle love hump Qaddafi … get out of your castles in the sky and fill the muddy island canals …. A stiff hippy loving group of green beany snortily people who have taken jelly beans have eye stabbed police stations like squirrels … frog hump the gerbils. Candy Shop Hoarders in Far Far Away protested for days near a orange soda sign …. Then the pumpkin carriages came and elbow slammed them …. I have not yet ordered one meatball to be rubbed sexily. When I do, everything will ear lick. There is no going sideways. Only horizontal, vertical, underneath!”

From the Mel Gibson mad lib:

“Every part of you is fucking fake … elbow breathing frog fucking. You are the most synthetic orange haired squirrel petter. I am going to come and eye poke analing house down… but you will belly button hump me first. You look like a toe sucking three-toed sloth in heat, and if you get butt plugged by a pack of beaner, it will be your fault. Look at your gramps. He’s a bug fucking green snotted. You ear sucking excuse for a aunt martha. You’re a naval sniffing beotch. I’ll put you in a lip nibbly lily pad. You heifer. Bitch! maybell! tamponer! copper freeloader!”

  1. Spelling doesn’t matter []
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