I like to break things

** I was supposed to write this last night, but I got distracted when company arrived 5 minutes before the end of “Monk”. Sadly, I was then not in the mood to imbibe zee al kee hall.¹ **

Yesterday I was outside trying to get a picture of Toady. The little guy has become a member of the family- almost². When we got up yesterday, we had to go outside and say “Good Morning” to him. And we also have to say “Good Night” to him. It’s all very cute. Anyway, I had the camera out and was ready to shoot. But, what do you know, there’s a storm rolling in. And the storm clouds look awesome. So, I got some pictures of those instead.

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1. The title of the post represents the number of public posts I have on this blog. [↩]
2. He’s still not allowed inside. [↩]

I was planning on posting about the crazy old folks who cursed me for standing at a cross walk with my dog. However, I have something better.

This evening I had the dog (Otie) out when he suddenly became very interested in something under one of the bushes (whatever it’s called). He was wagging his cute doggie tail and acting like he’d just met his new best friend. Well, I know that there is a family of bunnies in our yard, so I thought it might be a baby bunny. When I go to investigate I find a cute little toad.

Of course, I thought “I’m getting a picture and putting this on my blog!” and high-tailed it inside for the camera. Otie was following like he was about to get a great doggy treat. Um, no, dear, you can look but no tasting!

Now, of course, Otie is whining to go back outside to see his new best friend. He’s probably mad that he didn’t get a bite of the nasty little bugger when he had the chance. That’ll teach him to listen when I tell him no.

1. Yes, my garage is still purple. My house, though, is finally green. [↩]
2. Pretend you don’t see my nail polish. Lil’lady helped me do them. [↩]

If you follow me on Twitter or read our forums you’re probably wondering what the hell I’ve been smoking. I’m out of my mind trying to collect as many smilies as I can and I’m tweeting some pretty dumb shit all over the interwebs. The thing is, see, laughter is the best medicine and I’ve been pretty fucking pissy. I figure if I can laugh myself out of it (instead of my usual ranting) I’ll be better for it. Right? Hmm, well, so far NO. I’m still ready to rip someone’s head off and I’m pretty sure that someone lives in my house.

No, I will not tell you who. I will tell you, though, that someone’s anonymous proxy isn’t working. To that person, you should make sure to disable the referrer information- otherwise I can see you, darling. And, no, I really don’t care if you’re reading my blog. That’s why it’s not password protected. Also, I don’t care about your IP information. Because, well, I just don’t care.

In other news, Monk is back on. I love that show. LOVE IT. Some people think I’m a little weird for thinking Tony Shaloub is a cutie and to them I say “Pfft!” I like all types of men. My own, as a matter of fact, resembles Monk insomuch as he’s really, really hairy and is a little annoying OCD. Hello? We have 5 vacuums¹ because he can’t stand hair. Oh, yes, we do have a dog. Anyway, that’s some good news. Of course, I missed it tonight. But I’ll catch it online tomorrow. I’ll probably be cross until I get to do that.

Um, what else? Nothing. That is all.

1. That is not an exaggeration. [↩]

I am currently working on three projects (Oh, I bet somebody thought I’d forgotten about him. I have not.). One is something I tried last year (I think) and which failed miserably. This time I’m certain it’ll do much better.

At least I’m hoping.

Anyway, the one that I can tell you about is a forum Monique and I decided to put up. So, if you want to play with the kewl kids you can go register. Register as yourself or not, whatever. Just be aware that you’ll have to be approved for the next couple of days or so. That’s just the way it has to be right now, until we get more activity.

Ok, that’s all.