Firstly, I want to say hello to my stalkers. I hope they had a nice weekend and didn’t worry about my sex life too much1
I made it to Cedar Point on Saturday. It was supposed to be a date, but he changed all the rules. So, it ended up just being a group of us hanging out at an amusement park.
Which ended up suiting me just fine, btw.
I hung out with dude’s brother’s girlfriend and just pretended I was there alone (basically). It really didn’t matter to me. I wanted to ride roller coasters and that’s exactly what I did. Sometimes I even disappeared on my own for a while. I had a blast any way you look at it. My favorite coaster is still The Raptor, but I thoroughly enjoyed Valravn. That one was almost scary. I loved it.
As far as dude? I wasn’t feeling him after about half an hour in the car. He had this bright idea that I’m made of money and that pissed me off. When we were together I paid for everything. He was completely out of his gourd thinking that still applied. No, motherfucker, you’re not my man and I refuse to give you money.
At the end – after I’d been off on my own – he had the audacity to ask me to pay for a hotel room. Um… that did not happen. I said 1) I didn’t have the money2 and 2) I wasn’t feeling him. I wanted to go home. I had better things to do there. And then he got pissed.
On the way home he blasted the cold air AND left the back windows open. When I tried to put some heat on he’d change it back. It was like 60 and I get cold too easily. He was punishing me for not wanting to fuck him. I suffered with some dignity and stopped trying to be warm 30 minutes into a 2 hour ride. But by the end I was livid.
When we got to my car3 this dumbass decides to ask me to hang out for a while. I literally laughed at him.
“I’m going home to get warm. Bye.”
Then I got in my car. I thought we’d have had fun together. We’d gone to Cedar Point every summer while we were together. We had lots of laughs. But he’s gotten old and boring. He complained too much and he was just no fun at all.
It probably had something to do with where my mind is right now4. I expected that at least our friendship would be something. But, as per usual nowadays, the mofo just wanted laid. I just don’t want hookups anymore. And his attitude? Nope. I don’t want to do it if that’s all there is to it. I’ve decided to leave that part of my life in the past where it belongs. There’s nothing there for me anymore.
But I did have a shit ton of fun. Not going to lie. I love roller coasters more than sex. Well, mostly… At any rate I have no problems with the lines because the adrenaline rush is too good. I sit in the front for maximum effect. And I happily scream. If I have the opportunity I’m all for it.
Anyway, since the 3rd I have had some great days. I went to Canton to see their fireworks; then we did the 4th at a lake; the 5th was kind of boring but fun and then the weekend kicked off awesomely. I didn’t like the ride home from the park, but that was just a hiccup. We went back to the lake yesterday5 and had more fun.
Gotta say this summer has been pretty fun so far, stalkers. I hope you’re finding something better to do with yourself now.
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- I had a wonderful fee days starting on the 4th. Thanks for watching. [↩]
- A hotel in Sandusky in the summer on a Saturday? Get the fuck out. [↩]
- I still had 30 more minutes to drive. [↩]
- I almost didn’t even go because of what else is going on, but decided the park is too much fun. Totally worth it. [↩]
- We have a bunch of lakes around here and whenever we discuss going to one we always say “we went to THE lake. As if whichever one we went to was the only one. Yes, we ask “which one?” [↩]