I was having a really, really bad day. TheMan and… Well, it doesn’t matter. What matters is that I had 2 choices: Get really pissed off and smash shit or drink heavily. I chose to drink heavily because if I smash shit I will have to clean it up. Hello? Makes sense right?
Anyway, it’s 6:51pm EST on a Thursday evening and I have RUN THROUGH a bottle of wine. Yuppers, people, Jinxi’s drunk blogging. Doesn’t that make you feel all warm and fuzzy? Feel free to lie and tell me “yes”1. So anyway…
Guess what I did in my present condition? I’ll give you a hint, it wasn’t reading those goddamned marketing blogs that tell me how to blog right. I can’t fucking stand those. Holy shitballs, talk about bleeding eyeballs!!! People, for real, stop that shit. Nobody gives two flying shits what you think a good blogger is. Really. It’s yawn inspiring. So stop it. Find some personality for the love of all that’s good and holy. No one likes to read how to be a better blogger from your blog when they can read it from 1,890,378 other blogs. For real, yo, STOP IT. It’s sleepy.
Fuck it all, but I got side tracked. See what happens? Those fuckers will ruin a good buzz. Go away, MMOers!! Anyway, guess what I did? OMG, you will piss your pants!! Or maybe not. You’re probably not drunk and won’t find this nearly as funny as I find it, but that’s ok. I don’t give a flying monkey’s ass.
I rickrolled my daughter’s friend. For real. I was typing some stupid shit out and an IM popped up for her. Well, duh, I had to respond. It would be rude not to, right? So, I sent my daughter’s friend to a link that she just knew would be the bomb-diggity because she thought it was from Lil’ Miss. But sneaky Mama was on the prowl, so I had to have some fun.
I blame it on Jason and all those other fuckers that like to rickroll. DAMN YOU for making my kid’s friend look at Rick Astley!!
Mwahahahaha!!! I think that was the funniest shit that happened all week. If anyone else knows of some teenagers that need rickrolled send ‘em my way. That’s some funny shit right there, for real.
If you are ever bored and want to take your misery out on other people I highly recommend your rickroll some teenagers. For real, yo. It’s heelarious.
Rickrollin’ Teh Teens, Yo
I was having a really, really bad day. TheMan and… Well, it doesn’t matter. What matters is that I had 2 choices: Get really pissed off and smash shit or drink heavily. I chose to drink heavily because if I smash shit I will have to clean it up. Hello? Makes sense right?
Anyway, it’s 6:51pm EST on a Thursday evening and I have RUN THROUGH a bottle of wine. Yuppers, people, Jinxi’s drunk blogging. Doesn’t that make you feel all warm and fuzzy? Feel free to lie and tell me “yes”1. So anyway…
Guess what I did in my present condition? I’ll give you a hint, it wasn’t reading those goddamned marketing blogs that tell me how to blog right. I can’t fucking stand those. Holy shitballs, talk about bleeding eyeballs!!! People, for real, stop that shit. Nobody gives two flying shits what you think a good blogger is. Really. It’s yawn inspiring. So stop it. Find some personality for the love of all that’s good and holy. No one likes to read how to be a better blogger from your blog when they can read it from 1,890,378 other blogs. For real, yo, STOP IT. It’s sleepy.
Fuck it all, but I got side tracked. See what happens? Those fuckers will ruin a good buzz. Go away, MMOers!! Anyway, guess what I did? OMG, you will piss your pants!! Or maybe not. You’re probably not drunk and won’t find this nearly as funny as I find it, but that’s ok. I don’t give a flying monkey’s ass.
I rickrolled my daughter’s friend. For real. I was typing some stupid shit out and an IM popped up for her. Well, duh, I had to respond. It would be rude not to, right? So, I sent my daughter’s friend to a link that she just knew would be the bomb-diggity because she thought it was from Lil’ Miss. But sneaky Mama was on the prowl, so I had to have some fun.
I blame it on Jason and all those other fuckers that like to rickroll. DAMN YOU for making my kid’s friend look at Rick Astley!!
Mwahahahaha!!! I think that was the funniest shit that happened all week. If anyone else knows of some teenagers that need rickrolled send ‘em my way. That’s some funny shit right there, for real.
If you are ever bored and want to take your misery out on other people I highly recommend your rickroll some teenagers. For real, yo. It’s heelarious.
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