Here in the House of Jinx things are kind of hairy. Lots of stress, lots of emergencies, and general mayhem all around.
So, I’m slacking in the blog department. This is what I do when real life gets to the point where a nice gallon (or two) of tequila is needed to bring me relief (I really don’t need the lime, thanks). I thought about blogging all my tears away and quickly got over it. There are way too many reformed Jinxites that are hoping and praying for ill things to befall me. No really. It’s hard to believe, but some people just don’t like me. I don’t know why.
In other news, I’ve dropped my web scripting class. That professor makes the “Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?” guy seem hot and exciting. Plus the life thing got in the way. Any excuse is better than none, huh?
I haven’t dropped math, though. ‘Cause, you know, “math” is hot. Even old ladies like me need a little ogle time every so often. Plus I think I’m actually learning something this semester. Must be those jeans, er, I mean, the different way of teaching.
Also, I was going to do this long and involved post about the current Democratic candidates and the left blogosphere’s split right down the middle. But I don’t have the time. So, I’m going to shorten it up and put that bit of goodness right here- officially making this post a puddle of muck. So…
If I hear one more person say that they don’t trust Obama because of his lack of experience I really think I’ll go back to hexing folks. For real, yo. Why? Well, let’s look at some figures here…
George W. Bush (mwahahahha!!!) had zero experience in Washington. Bill Clinton had zero experience in Washington. Ronald Reagan (The God™ of the Right™) had zero experience in Washington. Dwight Eisenhower had zero experience in Washington. George Washington had zero experience in Washington.12
(Some would say that Abraham Lincoln had none, but they are WRONG and can’t properly research squat.)
Do you get the point here people? Do YOU?
Please stop with the lack of experience meme. It’s tired. K?
Also, I would like to take this time to announce that I’m backing Christopher Walken for President. Again.
This list would have been longer, I suppose, except for that family thing I mentioned which caused me to give up on my own research. [↩]
Disregard the suckiness and general party lines of certain members of the above list. [↩]
Experience is For the Weak
Here in the House of Jinx things are kind of hairy. Lots of stress, lots of emergencies, and general mayhem all around.
So, I’m slacking in the blog department. This is what I do when real life gets to the point where a nice gallon (or two) of tequila is needed to bring me relief (I really don’t need the lime, thanks). I thought about blogging all my tears away and quickly got over it. There are way too many reformed Jinxites that are hoping and praying for ill things to befall me. No really. It’s hard to believe, but some people just don’t like me. I don’t know why.
In other news, I’ve dropped my web scripting class. That professor makes the “Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?” guy seem hot and exciting. Plus the life thing got in the way. Any excuse is better than none, huh?
I haven’t dropped math, though. ‘Cause, you know, “math” is hot. Even old ladies like me need a little ogle time every so often. Plus I think I’m actually learning something this semester. Must be those jeans, er, I mean, the different way of teaching.
Also, I was going to do this long and involved post about the current Democratic candidates and the left blogosphere’s split right down the middle. But I don’t have the time. So, I’m going to shorten it up and put that bit of goodness right here- officially making this post a puddle of muck. So…
If I hear one more person say that they don’t trust Obama because of his lack of experience I really think I’ll go back to hexing folks. For real, yo. Why? Well, let’s look at some figures here…
George W. Bush (mwahahahha!!!) had zero experience in Washington.
Bill Clinton had zero experience in Washington.
Ronald Reagan (The God™ of the Right™) had zero experience in Washington.
Dwight Eisenhower had zero experience in Washington.
George Washington had zero experience in Washington.12
(Some would say that Abraham Lincoln had none, but they are WRONG and can’t properly research squat.)
Do you get the point here people? Do YOU?
Please stop with the lack of experience meme. It’s tired. K?
Also, I would like to take this time to announce that I’m backing Christopher Walken for President. Again.
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