Girls Rule and Boys Drool

Scratch that. I’m really fucking annoyed.

Remember when I was all ga-ga over that Entrecard thing? Ok,well I’m still a little fascinated by it. Anyway, I was bored so I went to see what was up in the forums there. In the “Make Money Online” category (DO NOT GO THERE!!!) a female actually made it to the top spot. She beat OMG! John Chow. Even worse, other people are gauging their own success by how well John Chow is doing.

“What, so far, has been your most surprising or, at least, interesting EntreCard related moment?

Mine has been passing John Chow for “Most Recommended” site (I took the screenshot and will probably post it on my blog in a day or two).”
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“I’m threatening to pass John Cow”
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“Mine was when I was side by side John Chow for Most Recommended. ”

Heard of him?

Yeah, neither did I until I spoiled my own innocence by checking that shit out. He’s just a big ol’ spammer/scammer who makes money off of other people’s gullibility. He says “Do this” and the fucking lemmings take a nose dive into nothingness thinking they’re going to oh-so-great. What’s really happening is that the “This” of which he refers is some kind of affiliate link and he’s making money for each person that signs up. Of course, the lemmings don’t make any money because they’re all sucking Chow’s dick, following his lead and none of them can get the kind of referrals he can (because they’re sucking so damned hard). SG mentioned this in my Entrecard post. There’s always someone making money off of someone else online and it’s usually the desperate ones that are losing. The only way that Chow makes money is when the lemmings fall for his line. For fuck’s sake the man is proud to have been banned from Digg for spamming. No fucking doubt he paid some folks from the goddamned “Get a freelancer” site to Digg his shit until people literally puked from just seeing his name. Anyway, not my point.

What irritates the hell out of me is that this chick, Toni Turner, is working her tail off networking and getting her name out there and the SEO men are amazed that a “girl” can beat “THE” Chow. Gimme a fucking break, all ready. Ms. Turner was pretty proud that she was mentioned on John Cow (who chose his name purposely to get traffic off the name of the other guy, or so I’ve read). She was mentioned because the author thought it was funny that the great one himself was beaten by a “girl”. So, it was actually a stab at that other guy because a “real” man would not have been beaten by a “girl” and therefore Chow is not a “real” man. WTF?

And while she was at it, she took down our favorite Mr Problogger too! Congratulations Toni, you show ‘em who’s boss!

That wasn’t a congratulations. It was a poke in the eye of John Chow. That’s nothing to be proud of. Unless, of course, you’re willing to take traffic any way that you can get it, including but not limited to being used to laugh at a not-real-man.

From the comments of that post:

I noticed this as well as I was dropping my card.

Who’s Toni Turner anyway?

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Toni has a very nice site, she has beaten JC on EntreCard points.

Lets see IF she starts earning over $27,000 / month like “the man” JC.

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It’d be a shame if you’re too uptight to let this through but, and in my honest opinion, a lot of that has to do with vagina. I don’t want to take anything away from women bloggers on here but, while I’m sure there are exceptions, I’ve seen it time and time again that a woman who really shouldn’t have beat a LOT of bloggers, never mind a top blogger, ends up through the roof because, plain and simple, men are part dog… or part cow, whatever you prefer.

Women have the advantage when it comes to getting a boob in the door.

I swear to all that’s holy and good that I would much rather read the fucking Little Green Footballs and Mark all day than read these fucking imbeciles. I don’t like “anything for a dollar” bullshit and I don’t like that women think it’s ok to be treated that way so they can get more traffic because more traffic equals one more dollar. That’s really fucking sad. This lady (she’s a woman not a “girl”) has been really working hard to promote herself and her blog (See below). She’s hoping to be able to tell her brick-and-mortar boss to kiss her ass soon, and she gets no credit from those fucking “men”. GAH! That drives me straight up a wall and I swear to the Gods I want to kick someone in the balls because of it. She’s got a vagina and some boobs which must mean that she doesn’t have the brains to kick their asses in their own fucking game. Idiots.

I don’t like shady shit. I am an honest person and my personal pride would wither and die before I could bring myself to manipulate, lie, and cheat innocent passersby. This is why I would suck ass at marketing. Thank the Gods I was born with a conscience and an honest heart. I know it takes a lot of balls to compete against unscrupulous men, and you have to sacrifice to get ahead. Blah, blah, blah. This is why I’m poor and why People trust me when I say something. There’s a lot to be said for that and I wouldn’t trade that for the world.

Update:
My opinion about working hard has changed based on this. She was caught cheating the system and was busted down to negative EC. That makes me sad. But a “girl’s” gotta do what a “girl’s” gotta do. Now I think I’m going to go shower, drink some tequila, and fight a man. I feel a surge of estrogen that no one can beat now. Bring it on. And don’t forget your cup, mister, because I fight dirty.

A-men.

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