The electricians are going to be here all week. So, I don’t have much time for blogging. I’m pretty sure if I turn on my machine they will freak out and hit me over the head. Also, I’ve got to find a lot of reasons to run into the basement to see what’s going on. Did I mention that the guys are not-so bad on the eyes? Hmmm? And being the BORED desperate housewife I am, I’ll take eye candy any way I can get it. BooYah!
It’s been raining for days. I’m pretty sure the yard is going to turn into a lake soon. That pisses me off simply because I don’t have a boat. I mean, really, what good’s a lake in your back yard if you don’t have a boat? I’m thankful, though, a lot of people are experiencing serious flooding, and I’m not. Hopefully for their sakes the rain stops soon. My neighbor couldn’t wait anymore and mowed his lawn yesterday. In the pouring rain. Mwahahaha!! I live for the comedy, I’m tellin’ ya.
I wish I had more, but I don’t. It’s sad, isn’t it? I’m going to be working on the QotW while I’m offline today. Or maybe I’ll just draw pretty pictures of daisies in the sunshine. Or maybe I’ll play in the rain and make Millie have a heart attack (“Wet hair makes you sick!”). Or maybe I’ll lie around all day on the couch and munch bon bons. The possibilities are endless.
Hahaha!! Yeah, right. I’ll be taking Lil’lady to the potty every half hour begging her to poop (she’s afraid) and yelling at Otie to “Please stop licking your wong!” I’ll do this while guzzling a gallon of coffee because I’m so damned tired. Then I’ll pretend to be doing something constructive while eyeballing the guys in their jeans and work belts. Here’s hoping no one gets zapped today. Especially me.
Zee Contractors!!
The electricians are going to be here all week. So, I don’t have much time for blogging. I’m pretty sure if I turn on my machine they will freak out and hit me over the head. Also, I’ve got to find a lot of reasons to run into the basement to see what’s going on. Did I mention that the guys are not-so bad on the eyes? Hmmm? And being the BORED desperate housewife I am, I’ll take eye candy any way I can get it. BooYah!
It’s been raining for days. I’m pretty sure the yard is going to turn into a lake soon. That pisses me off simply because I don’t have a boat. I mean, really, what good’s a lake in your back yard if you don’t have a boat? I’m thankful, though, a lot of people are experiencing serious flooding, and I’m not. Hopefully for their sakes the rain stops soon. My neighbor couldn’t wait anymore and mowed his lawn yesterday. In the pouring rain. Mwahahaha!! I live for the comedy, I’m tellin’ ya.
I wish I had more, but I don’t. It’s sad, isn’t it? I’m going to be working on the QotW while I’m offline today. Or maybe I’ll just draw pretty pictures of daisies in the sunshine. Or maybe I’ll play in the rain and make Millie have a heart attack (“Wet hair makes you sick!”). Or maybe I’ll lie around all day on the couch and munch bon bons. The possibilities are endless.
Hahaha!! Yeah, right. I’ll be taking Lil’lady to the potty every half hour begging her to poop (she’s afraid) and yelling at Otie to “Please stop licking your wong!” I’ll do this while guzzling a gallon of coffee because I’m so damned tired. Then I’ll pretend to be doing something constructive while eyeballing the guys in their jeans and work belts. Here’s hoping no one gets zapped today. Especially me.
Peace, love and lollipops, people!
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