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My Baby is getting older. And she has such a personality! She talks up a storm and is sooo smart. So, I’ve decided it’s time to stop calling her Baby. She’s growing up, which is sad for me, but that’s life.
Introducing Lil’lady.
She’s absolutely gorgeous.
Oh! I almost forgot.
You guys suck. (Except for Vince and Miz Uv, of course.)
Peace, love and lollipops
Update:
I probably shouldn’t muck up my baby’s super-gorgeous picture, but I saw something really funny.
First some background. We used to have a green umbrella for our patio table. It was pretty nice, not super-nice, but not generic. One day we left the umbrella up and we got a freak storm. The next thing we knew that baby was sitting on top of our garage. No lie. It was hilarious! But the little things that hold the umbrella were broken. They are wood and they splintered just right. We tried wood glue with no luck and had to use duct tape (yes, I will duct tape something together if all else fails. What?). And for a while the tape the worked. Then we (who are very slow) forgot to put the damned thing down again. This time the umbrella didn’t fly out of the table. It just pulled the table over. Woot! That was the end of that. Into the trash it went.
Today was trash day, we set it out. Hasta la vista, baby. Right?
Examine Exhibit 1:
I looked out my front door and saw this.
Exhibit 2:
Holy shit! It’s my umbrella!
And the best part is they had to sit it back out in the trash because the piece of shit is broken. Mwahahaha! Take that!
Lil’lady
Updated Below the fold. *Warning: Heavy image load*
My Baby is getting older. And she has such a personality! She talks up a storm and is sooo smart. So, I’ve decided it’s time to stop calling her Baby. She’s growing up, which is sad for me, but that’s life.
Introducing Lil’lady.
She’s absolutely gorgeous.
Oh! I almost forgot.
You guys suck.
(Except for Vince and Miz Uv, of course.)
Peace, love and lollipops
Update:
I probably shouldn’t muck up my baby’s super-gorgeous picture, but I saw something really funny.
First some background. We used to have a green umbrella for our patio table. It was pretty nice, not super-nice, but not generic. One day we left the umbrella up and we got a freak storm. The next thing we knew that baby was sitting on top of our garage. No lie. It was hilarious! But the little things that hold the umbrella were broken. They are wood and they splintered just right. We tried wood glue with no luck and had to use duct tape (yes, I will duct tape something together if all else fails. What?). And for a while the tape the worked. Then we (who are very slow) forgot to put the damned thing down again. This time the umbrella didn’t fly out of the table. It just pulled the table over. Woot! That was the end of that. Into the trash it went.
Today was trash day, we set it out. Hasta la vista, baby. Right?
Examine Exhibit 1:
I looked out my front door and saw this.
Exhibit 2:
And the best part is they had to sit it back out in the trash because the piece of shit is broken. Mwahahaha! Take that!
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