You know what I really hate? Listening to the dog lick his wong. He gets all into it- *snort, snort, slobber, lick, snort, slobber* Gah! He even gets his leg going. Look, Otie, no one wants to listen to a dog masturbate. Ok? So take that shit into the other room. Seriously.
(Heh, that ought to bring some interesting searches. Like that title don’t ya? Mwahahahaha!)
Anyway, I was looking into doing some of my favorite toys, thinking maybe I could do an article. I’m pretty sure I read a comment that sent me in that direction, feeding my flippin’ addiction. Just in case anyone hasn’t been paying attention (or you just don’t care or you’re new) I love to play with blogging platforms. All different sorts. I like to get behind the scenes and muck it all up, fix it, adjust it, whatever. Whenever I see a link for some kind of Open Source platform of any kind I jump on it. My point is that someone mentioned Drupal. I went and looked. Then I cried because I thought “Well I don’t have enough room on my site to play”. But I was WRONG! I forgot I have a whole other site with a whole other host and a whole lot MORE SPACE! Woo-hoo!
I downloaded it. I uploaded it. I added shit to it. I invited the miztress over to play. She approved. Then I had a bright idea. Again the miztress approved. Hubbadooie! So, anyway, I thought I would invite some of you to come play. If you would like directions on how to get there you have to use the contact page and send an email. Why? Because I’m a power-hungry bitch that way.:) Actually, I just don’t want you to feel like you have to come over.
I still have to write that article, though. Boy, am I a slacker or what? Oh! What’s the deal?
Drupal is a Content Management System that allows members/users/whatever to have a community style blog (like the big boys, except not). You go, you sign up, you post your own blog/story/page/poll whatever. Other users vote on your shit and it gets bumped to the front page. Or you can collaborate on an elaborate, living/interactive story. What the hell is that, you ask? (Shut up! You did too!) There’s a book feature, so say someone starts a paragraph, page, chapter, whatever about, say, idiotic, plagiarizing motherfuckers. Then along comes someone else. They take the original idea and expand on it, add their own twist, take the story somewhere else. Then a third person comes along and adds to whatever the second person did. My personal thought on that would be “OMG! That would be fucking hilarious! Can you imagine the kind of shit these folks could come up with?” I did. And I laughed.
Anyway, you get my drift. It’s a different approach is all I’m saying. Ok? Until the next time I find some nifty little toy and then who knows? I’ll probably get all orgasmic about that too.:) I’m such an idiot.
If you want to come play then just shoot me an email. If not then you SUCK! Ok, not really, but if we were face to face you would see the goofy fact I make when I say that and you would laugh.
What?
I was told to take another damned test. Here are the results.
Your Score: Longcat
67 % Affection, 45 % Excitability , 44 % Hunger
Protector of truth.
Slayer of darkness.
Loooooong.
Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, in fact, looong. For proof, observe the longpic.
It is prophesized that Longcat and his archnemesis Tacgnol will battle for supremacy on Caturday. The outcome will change the face of the world, and indeed the very fabric of lolcatdom, forever.
Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to have this title.
Ah, the answer to why dogs masturbate. Take that, Otis!
Why do dogs masturbate?
You know what I really hate? Listening to the dog lick his wong. He gets all into it- *snort, snort, slobber, lick, snort, slobber* Gah! He even gets his leg going. Look, Otie, no one wants to listen to a dog masturbate. Ok? So take that shit into the other room. Seriously.
(Heh, that ought to bring some interesting searches. Like that title don’t ya? Mwahahahaha!)
Anyway, I was looking into doing some of my favorite toys, thinking maybe I could do an article. I’m pretty sure I read a comment that sent me in that direction, feeding my flippin’ addiction. Just in case anyone hasn’t been paying attention (or you just don’t care or you’re new) I love to play with blogging platforms. All different sorts. I like to get behind the scenes and muck it all up, fix it, adjust it, whatever. Whenever I see a link for some kind of Open Source platform of any kind I jump on it. My point is that someone mentioned Drupal. I went and looked. Then I cried because I thought “Well I don’t have enough room on my site to play”. But I was WRONG! I forgot I have a whole other site with a whole other host and a whole lot MORE SPACE! Woo-hoo!
I downloaded it. I uploaded it. I added shit to it. I invited the miztress over to play. She approved. Then I had a bright idea. Again the miztress approved. Hubbadooie! So, anyway, I thought I would invite some of you to come play. If you would like directions on how to get there you have to use the contact page and send an email. Why? Because I’m a power-hungry bitch that way.:) Actually, I just don’t want you to feel like you have to come over.
I still have to write that article, though. Boy, am I a slacker or what? Oh! What’s the deal?
Drupal is a Content Management System that allows members/users/whatever to have a community style blog (like the big boys, except not). You go, you sign up, you post your own blog/story/page/poll whatever. Other users vote on your shit and it gets bumped to the front page. Or you can collaborate on an elaborate, living/interactive story. What the hell is that, you ask? (Shut up! You did too!) There’s a book feature, so say someone starts a paragraph, page, chapter, whatever about, say, idiotic, plagiarizing motherfuckers. Then along comes someone else. They take the original idea and expand on it, add their own twist, take the story somewhere else. Then a third person comes along and adds to whatever the second person did. My personal thought on that would be “OMG! That would be fucking hilarious! Can you imagine the kind of shit these folks could come up with?” I did. And I laughed.
Anyway, you get my drift. It’s a different approach is all I’m saying. Ok? Until the next time I find some nifty little toy and then who knows? I’ll probably get all orgasmic about that too.:) I’m such an idiot.
If you want to come play then just shoot me an email. If not then you SUCK! Ok, not really, but if we were face to face you would see the goofy fact I make when I say that and you would laugh.
What?
I was told to take another damned test. Here are the results.
Your Score: Longcat
67 % Affection, 45 % Excitability , 44 % Hunger
Protector of truth.
Slayer of darkness.
Loooooong.
Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, in fact, looong. For proof, observe the longpic.
It is prophesized that Longcat and his archnemesis Tacgnol will battle for supremacy on Caturday. The outcome will change the face of the world, and indeed the very fabric of lolcatdom, forever.
Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to have this title.
Ah, the answer to why dogs masturbate. Take that, Otis!
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