Mama Dino leaves loser husband in this open thread

I got a letter from my site host telling me that my data quota was almost met. Too much stuff on the server and all that. Oops. Anyway, while I was cleaning stuff out I decided to look at my site statistics. And for your viewing pleasure, I present June’s wackiest search terms.

1. 2 6.06% not the mama dinosaur show hit dad upside the head [Two hits from this search term. Who else but mama dinosaurs show us how to hit dad upside the head?]
2. 1 3.03% fucking my lil sis [Um, can we all say sick bastard?]
3. 1 3.03% how to leave a loser husband [Did I inadvertently give that advice somewhere?]
4. 1 3.03% images of nice babies [As opposed to mean, nasty babies, I suppose.]
5. 1 3.03% not found on this server [Why is someone looking for what's not found on my server?]
6. 1 3.03% really funny stuff [ Ha ]
7. 1 3.03% really really funny stuff [Ha Ha]
8. 1 3.03% religion is flawed [Um, no shit?]

Just for kicks we’ll add some from May. Unfortunately, it was a little slow around here for that month, mostly people looking for 1) funny stuff or 2) funny funny stuff. What was so funny I have no idea, but ok.

1. 3 1.54% seperated wife is sleeping around [Three hits for this. Is there something here that tells you I'm either separated or sleeping around? I think not.]
2. 2 1.03% don%27t forget [Amen. I think.]
3. 2 1.03% funny turkey pictures [Ok, then. Turkey porn anyone? Mwahaha!]
4. 2 1.03% richard nixon is the bomb diggity [I have nothing for this one. What the hell?]

I actually have nothing else to add. I’m blocked, people, blocked. And kind of busy. So, I’m making this an open thread. The second in the history of this site. What kind of strange search terms do people use to find your site?

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