Updated below:
Paula got me. Dammit.
Five reasons why I blog.
[Tagged by Badaunt.]
1. Vanity. It’s the easiest way to see my name in print.
2. Ego. I like to feel like I actually say important shit- even when it’s not.
3. Addiction. When anything happens in my life I count the minutes until I can blog it.
4. Getting to know folks. Well, as best as I can online. Still, it’s interesting.
5. All the cool kids are doing it. Hello! I’m cool therefore I must blog. What?
I’m supposed to tag people at this point. However, I’ll leave it up to my dear reader(s) to decide if they want to do this. If you do, let me know, ‘k?
I’ve got a new plugin that you guys may actually enjoy. It’s called “WP AJAX Edit Comments” and this means that you have a specified amount of time when you can go in an edit/delete your own comments, as long as you do it within 15 minutes of leaving the comment. And no you don’t have to be registered and/or logged in to do it. I haven’t really tried it myself yet (I can edit my comments until I’m blue in the face, ya kin?) so let me know how it works for you. If anything at all seems wonky now please make sure to let me know as I have quite a few plugins here and I don’t know if this is incompatible with any that I’m using.
Peace, love, and Lollipops, my people.
Update:
The cops came to my house. Seems that my “dogs have been barking and carrying on, disturbing your neighbor’s peace.” WHAT THE FUCK? According to Barney the po-po have been out a couple of times to talk to us about our “dogs”, but haven’t been able to “make contact” until now. He informs us that this is a warning and that the next time he has to talk to us about our “dogs” he’s going to have cite us.
Me: “I’m sorry, Officer Fife, but we’ve only got one dog and there’s no way anyone else has been out here to talk to us about him because I’m here all the time.”
Fife: “Well, ma’am, I can assure you that someone has been here previously, but no one was home. I’m just here to tell you the ordinance and ask that you keep your dogs quiet.”
Me: “When was this report filed?”
Fife: “Today was the last call, Mrs. Jinx. And they called yesterday.”
Me: “Well, I can tell you someone’s lying because I haven’t gone anywhere all day today and that dog wasn’t outside on his chain. We only put him out when we leave.”
Fife: “I only know what I’m told, ma’am.”
Me: “You notice he didn’t bark at you when you rang the bell, right?”
Fife: “Yes, ma’am. He seems like a nice enough dog. Have a good night, Mrs. Jinx.”
Ain’t that some shit? Well, I know who called them. We just got some new neighbors in the rental next door and they are obnoxious fuckers- all the time screaming at each other.
TheMan went around the neighborhood asking about our dog’s behavior. Seems the dog only barks when he hears us pull into the driveway. Imagine that! The lady to our left said that she heard the bitch on the right screaming at Otie yesterday when we went to the grocery. We were gone less than 45 minutes. But she was out there harassing our dog. No wonder he was barking. TheMan is calling the cop now to tell him what she did.
TheMan said the next time he sees her outside he’s calling downtown to report a cow on the loose. Ha!
P.S.
Wonder how they like “Little People go to the zoo” blasting outside? Guess we’ll soon find out.:O)
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Updated below:
Paula got me. Dammit.
Five reasons why I blog.
[Tagged by Badaunt.]
1. Vanity. It’s the easiest way to see my name in print.
2. Ego. I like to feel like I actually say important shit- even when it’s not.
3. Addiction. When anything happens in my life I count the minutes until I can blog it.
4. Getting to know folks. Well, as best as I can online. Still, it’s interesting.
5. All the cool kids are doing it. Hello! I’m cool therefore I must blog. What?
I’m supposed to tag people at this point. However, I’ll leave it up to my dear reader(s) to decide if they want to do this. If you do, let me know, ‘k?
I’ve got a new plugin that you guys may actually enjoy. It’s called “WP AJAX Edit Comments” and this means that you have a specified amount of time when you can go in an edit/delete your own comments, as long as you do it within 15 minutes of leaving the comment. And no you don’t have to be registered and/or logged in to do it. I haven’t really tried it myself yet (I can edit my comments until I’m blue in the face, ya kin?) so let me know how it works for you. If anything at all seems wonky now please make sure to let me know as I have quite a few plugins here and I don’t know if this is incompatible with any that I’m using.
Peace, love, and Lollipops, my people.
Update:
The cops came to my house. Seems that my “dogs have been barking and carrying on, disturbing your neighbor’s peace.” WHAT THE FUCK? According to Barney the po-po have been out a couple of times to talk to us about our “dogs”, but haven’t been able to “make contact” until now. He informs us that this is a warning and that the next time he has to talk to us about our “dogs” he’s going to have cite us.
Me: “I’m sorry, Officer Fife, but we’ve only got one dog and there’s no way anyone else has been out here to talk to us about him because I’m here all the time.”
Fife: “Well, ma’am, I can assure you that someone has been here previously, but no one was home. I’m just here to tell you the ordinance and ask that you keep your dogs quiet.”
Me: “When was this report filed?”
Fife: “Today was the last call, Mrs. Jinx. And they called yesterday.”
Me: “Well, I can tell you someone’s lying because I haven’t gone anywhere all day today and that dog wasn’t outside on his chain. We only put him out when we leave.”
Fife: “I only know what I’m told, ma’am.”
Me: “You notice he didn’t bark at you when you rang the bell, right?”
Fife: “Yes, ma’am. He seems like a nice enough dog. Have a good night, Mrs. Jinx.”
Ain’t that some shit? Well, I know who called them. We just got some new neighbors in the rental next door and they are obnoxious fuckers- all the time screaming at each other.
TheMan went around the neighborhood asking about our dog’s behavior. Seems the dog only barks when he hears us pull into the driveway. Imagine that! The lady to our left said that she heard the bitch on the right screaming at Otie yesterday when we went to the grocery. We were gone less than 45 minutes. But she was out there harassing our dog. No wonder he was barking. TheMan is calling the cop now to tell him what she did.
TheMan said the next time he sees her outside he’s calling downtown to report a cow on the loose. Ha!
P.S.
Wonder how they like “Little People go to the zoo” blasting outside? Guess we’ll soon find out.:O)
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