What? You didn’t know?

I’m *fuel-injected*, I’ll live forever and remember it afterwards! I’ll freeze *your* sweat before it hits the bathroom tile! Yes, I’m the purple flower of the Cosmos, give me wide berth; when I drop my drawers, Jesus swoons! I am a *Moray Eel*, I am a *Komodo Dragon*, I am the *Killer Whale bereft of its pup*! I drank *the Devil* under 273 tables, I am too *supernatural* to die, I’m insured for acts o’ God *and* Satan! I’m *intense*! I make a *spectacle* of myself! They say a godzillion is the highest number there is. Well by God! I count to a godzillion and *one*! I do it for *fun*! [source]

Blame Paula. She made me do it.

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