So, another night of school and another night of I-know-it-all Bitch. Blah! Ok, I realize that she runs the day shift at one of the 77 local Speedway’s (convenience stores, for those of you who are tres confused) and that she restocks the cigarettes enough to know that there really aren’t that many tobacco companies. I get that and I can respect that. But I’m not going to be impressed by that. Give me a break. Just shut up and let the rest of us learn what you obviously already know, ok, bitch? Good lord. And please, please, please quit pushing your second chin upwards toward your nose with your poor, sad little pen! You don’t look cute. Ok? Really! I wish I had pictures of her doing this, folks, so that you would understand what the hell I’m talking about, but I don’t have a fancy phone with that sort of thing, ok? She takes her pen, puts it under her chin, then pushes up- the chin goes almost to her nose. I’m not kidding here. And she gets that look on her face that says “Uh-huh, I know I’m right. Suck it.” Gah!
Did I tell you that I have to take a stupid University Orientation class? I am required to do such things as log into my school email account and find the Dean’s office (I know, I know, but they won’t let you graduate without this class. I don’t know why.). We’re put into groups for our little assignments. I have no problem with this because I love to meet new people and am secretly hoping for blog fodder (Isn’t that terrible?:laughing:). Tonight we were finding the various faculty offices and email addresses, etc., and blah. Well, one anti-social little twit absolutely refused to join a group. I even invited her to come into the one I had formed (I just walked up and said “Well, we might as well do this together, huh?”). Prof. says “Well, when you graduate and are in the workplace you’re going to have to work in teams. You need to learn to do that now.” She still refused. Ok, yeah, whatever. That’s what I think you’re a stuck up bitch and I hope you don’t get your little “S” for pass in this course. Fuck off. You’re going to be so lonely in school and I’m going to laugh at you.
In other news, Lil’ Miss and her man broke up after she met another young man who lives up the street. Lil’ Miss started “talking” to this other young man who is very nice. Lil’ Man called Lil’ Miss. Lil’ Miss went back to him and threw the new young man to the curb- hard, fast, and in a hurry. Lil’ Miss gets a phone call from Lil’ Man and he tells her that he didn’t want to talk to her anymore because she was talking to this other dude. Lil’ Man tells her that he’s got a new girlfriend. Lil’ Miss is devastated. I’m very sad for her. I am. But what to do? She played “the game” and she lost. It’s all fuckered up. I wish she would have just hung on to this new young fella. He’s really nice and he’s close to home. Plus he really liked her. Now she’s….Well, honestly, better off. Her Lil’ Man was getting to be a real jerk. I hope she gets over it soon. Homecoming is just around the corner and I think this other kid would make the perfect date for her.
P.S.
To anyone that thinks that I’m hard on my daughter, please realize that I don’t tell her this shit so she doesn’t know my opinion. OK? Except for the fact that I made her break it off with her Lil’ Man if she was going to talk to that other boy, because I do not believe in cheating and I won’t lie for her (which she found appalling because “Tierra’s mom would do it”. Whatever, her mom’s a skank, ok?). I think that made her mad at me, but it was for the best. Karma and all that shit.
Someone shut that bitch up
So, another night of school and another night of I-know-it-all Bitch. Blah! Ok, I realize that she runs the day shift at one of the 77 local Speedway’s (convenience stores, for those of you who are tres confused) and that she restocks the cigarettes enough to know that there really aren’t that many tobacco companies. I get that and I can respect that. But I’m not going to be impressed by that. Give me a break. Just shut up and let the rest of us learn what you obviously already know, ok, bitch? Good lord. And please, please, please quit pushing your second chin upwards toward your nose with your poor, sad little pen! You don’t look cute. Ok? Really! I wish I had pictures of her doing this, folks, so that you would understand what the hell I’m talking about, but I don’t have a fancy phone with that sort of thing, ok? She takes her pen, puts it under her chin, then pushes up- the chin goes almost to her nose. I’m not kidding here. And she gets that look on her face that says “Uh-huh, I know I’m right. Suck it.” Gah!
Did I tell you that I have to take a stupid University Orientation class? I am required to do such things as log into my school email account and find the Dean’s office (I know, I know, but they won’t let you graduate without this class. I don’t know why.). We’re put into groups for our little assignments. I have no problem with this because I love to meet new people and am secretly hoping for blog fodder (Isn’t that terrible?:laughing:). Tonight we were finding the various faculty offices and email addresses, etc., and blah. Well, one anti-social little twit absolutely refused to join a group. I even invited her to come into the one I had formed (I just walked up and said “Well, we might as well do this together, huh?”). Prof. says “Well, when you graduate and are in the workplace you’re going to have to work in teams. You need to learn to do that now.” She still refused. Ok, yeah, whatever. That’s what I think you’re a stuck up bitch and I hope you don’t get your little “S” for pass in this course. Fuck off. You’re going to be so lonely in school and I’m going to laugh at you.
In other news, Lil’ Miss and her man broke up after she met another young man who lives up the street. Lil’ Miss started “talking” to this other young man who is very nice. Lil’ Man called Lil’ Miss. Lil’ Miss went back to him and threw the new young man to the curb- hard, fast, and in a hurry. Lil’ Miss gets a phone call from Lil’ Man and he tells her that he didn’t want to talk to her anymore because she was talking to this other dude. Lil’ Man tells her that he’s got a new girlfriend. Lil’ Miss is devastated. I’m very sad for her. I am. But what to do? She played “the game” and she lost. It’s all fuckered up. I wish she would have just hung on to this new young fella. He’s really nice and he’s close to home. Plus he really liked her. Now she’s….Well, honestly, better off. Her Lil’ Man was getting to be a real jerk. I hope she gets over it soon. Homecoming is just around the corner and I think this other kid would make the perfect date for her.
P.S.
To anyone that thinks that I’m hard on my daughter, please realize that I don’t tell her this shit so she doesn’t know my opinion. OK? Except for the fact that I made her break it off with her Lil’ Man if she was going to talk to that other boy, because I do not believe in cheating and I won’t lie for her (which she found appalling because “Tierra’s mom would do it”. Whatever, her mom’s a skank, ok?). I think that made her mad at me, but it was for the best. Karma and all that shit.
Ok, I’m rambling. So that will be all for now.
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