Monthly Archives: August 2006

Hot or Not

By | Published: August 31, 2006

Dear Nikki pointed me to http://jacquelinepassey.blogs.com/blog/2006/08/dating_tip_qual.html this unbelievable hot chick- if you don’t believe she’s hot, just read the article. She tells you how hot she is. I am a very high-quality woman. I know that sounds arrogant, but let’s consider the facts: * I’m slim (whereas 62% of American women age 20 to 74 [...]

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Cock-eyed Bill is an ass

By | Published: August 31, 2006

I finally had it out with Cock-eyed Bill. I caught the dickhead throwing his weeds into our yard and that was the last straw. I told TheMan if he didn’t talk to him I’d deal with him myself. Well, TheMan didn’t talk to him, so that left it all to me. Me: What’d you just [...]

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Lookee me

By | Published: August 29, 2006

Something really quick as I don’t have time tonight, but this shit is funny. Baby: Mom? Mom? (Anyone with a toddler will tell you it’s too cute when they’re trying to sound like they’re older sibling) Me (working on my project and not really looking): What, baby doll? Baby: Mom, see? I look and there’s [...]

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My first night.

By | Published: August 28, 2006

Well, I made it through my very first night of classes. Technically, it’s my third time having a “first day”, but we’ll pretend otherwise, ok? I discovered that I was wrong about my intro to business. I’ve got two days of that and Saturdays are dedicated to intro to Office systems. That sucks because, well, [...]

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