Holy crap! This just in: Scott McClellan has resigned . And Karl Rove is making himself less public by crawling completely up Bush’s ass. Well, good thing George still have the strings on his arms to help keep him animated, Rumsfeld and Cheney are going nowhere. Let’s relish in the loss of Scott McClellan just for a moment.
Appearing with Bush on the White House South Lawn just before the president left for a trip to Alabama, McClellan told Bush: “I have given it my all sir and I have given you my all sir, and I will continue to do so as we transition to a new press secretary.”
Bush thanked McClellan “a job well done.”
“I thought he handled his assignment with class, integrity,” Bush said. “It’s going to be hard to replace Scott, but nevertheless he made the decision and I accepted it. One of these days, he and I are going to be rocking in chairs in Texas and talking about the good old days.”
And a damned fine job of keeping those idiot press dogs back, too. But they were getting kind of mean and someone bolder, stronger, and who looks just like Bush’s ass will have to be brought in.
It’s good to see that everything is going well at the Whitehouse and the president isn’t feeling any kind of heat. As he said recently regarding his left-arm controller, Rumsfeld:
“I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I’m the decider, and I decide what is best. And what’s best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense.”
Scott’s gone
Holy crap! This just in: Scott McClellan has resigned . And Karl Rove is making himself less public by crawling completely up Bush’s ass. Well, good thing George still have the strings on his arms to help keep him animated, Rumsfeld and Cheney are going nowhere. Let’s relish in the loss of Scott McClellan just for a moment.
And a damned fine job of keeping those idiot press dogs back, too. But they were getting kind of mean and someone bolder, stronger, and who looks just like Bush’s ass will have to be brought in.
It’s good to see that everything is going well at the Whitehouse and the president isn’t feeling any kind of heat. As he said recently regarding his left-arm controller, Rumsfeld:
As my almost-two baby would say “Hubba-dooie!“[1]
[1] Translation: Hallalujeh!
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