…to join us in Conservative Amnesty Month. Please join me and my brothers, DAV, Fred, and Walrus back in the real world. We are waiting with open arms, conservative friends. Don’t let the opportunity pass.
Where is the love? There’s no reason to be afraid, you’re all welcome here. I know that you’ve come by[1], but why not sit and chat? Why all the hostility? We ‘re eagerly waiting to hear that you’ve accepted our offer and agree to live in the real world once again. Time is running out. Don’t be left out in the cold ever again.
[1] I know this because my Varb rating keeps going down which tells me that my Conservative brethren are fighting the come-back-to-reality urge.
There’s still time
…to join us in Conservative Amnesty Month. Please join me and my brothers, DAV, Fred, and Walrus back in the real world. We are waiting with open arms, conservative friends. Don’t let the opportunity pass.
Where is the love? There’s no reason to be afraid, you’re all welcome here. I know that you’ve come by[1], but why not sit and chat? Why all the hostility? We ‘re eagerly waiting to hear that you’ve accepted our offer and agree to live in the real world once again. Time is running out. Don’t be left out in the cold ever again.
[1] I know this because my Varb rating keeps going down which tells me that my Conservative brethren are fighting the come-back-to-reality urge.
Conservative Amnesty Month, Conservative
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