I can’t help but laugh at this. Personally, I don’t think there was anything that obvious about Bush winning the election. I’m of the camp that believes that there was a lot of underhandedness[1] that happened during the night of Nov.4, mostly by party representives (Blackwell) and supporters (Diebold). I also believe that most conservatives came to the polls that day to vote against gay marriage. Who would have thought that bin Laden was in on the theft too?
“I thought it was going to help,” Bush said. “I thought it would help remind people that if bin Laden doesn’t want Bush to be the president, something must be right with Bush.”
Honestly, though, I always find it suspicious that bin Laden drops in whenever Mr.Bush is in trouble (the folks a B-net laugh at me because of this). I’m sure he’ll be popping up anytime now to help take some of the heat because of this “NSA thing”. So, how is it that they need to eavesdrop on American’s phone calls when they really need to be tapping Al-Jazeera’s phone lines (they are the ones that keep getting the tapes, right?)? Well, if they caught bin Laden then the boogeyman would become ineffective. No one really wants that to happen. The boogeyman does help keep the Repubs in office.[2] I predict that as long as there is a Republican in the Oval Office bin Laden will remain in his cave (possibly on a ranch in Texas).
[1] Is that even a word?
[2] The boogeyman can be any number of issues- gays, bin Laden, dasterdly liberals.
bid Laden helps Bush’s re-election
I can’t help but laugh at this. Personally, I don’t think there was anything that obvious about Bush winning the election. I’m of the camp that believes that there was a lot of underhandedness[1] that happened during the night of Nov.4, mostly by party representives (Blackwell) and supporters (Diebold). I also believe that most conservatives came to the polls that day to vote against gay marriage. Who would have thought that bin Laden was in on the theft too?
Honestly, though, I always find it suspicious that bin Laden drops in whenever Mr.Bush is in trouble (the folks a B-net laugh at me because of this). I’m sure he’ll be popping up anytime now to help take some of the heat because of this “NSA thing”. So, how is it that they need to eavesdrop on American’s phone calls when they really need to be tapping Al-Jazeera’s phone lines (they are the ones that keep getting the tapes, right?)? Well, if they caught bin Laden then the boogeyman would become ineffective. No one really wants that to happen. The boogeyman does help keep the Repubs in office.[2] I predict that as long as there is a Republican in the Oval Office bin Laden will remain in his cave (possibly on a ranch in Texas).
[1] Is that even a word?
[2] The boogeyman can be any number of issues- gays, bin Laden, dasterdly liberals.
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